ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?