I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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