I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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