girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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