i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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