I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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