R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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