No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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