please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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