D3 body, D1 cock
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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