I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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