I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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