I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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