what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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