Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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