Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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