I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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