Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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