16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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