Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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