if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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