But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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