Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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