She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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