I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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