What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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