i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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