Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Found your dick twin last night
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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