TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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