we're blogging at a bar
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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