he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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