Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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