guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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