I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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