Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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