She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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