But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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