Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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