Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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