at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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