Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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