is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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