Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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