Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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