Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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