She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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