with your own penis?
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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