If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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