Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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