your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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