Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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