I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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