doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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