i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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