i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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