I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Randomize
