YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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