My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Randomize
