either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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